Making Haiti (Out of Nothing at All)
February 18, 2010 9:20 am Commentary, Current Affairs, Uncategorized
Trouble in paradise, real bad stuff. We all know about–2010 earthquake. But sure as sap will run, the vaporous minds of TV media will feed on the tragedy like vultures:
Survivor (Haiti): Talk about “reality TV”. This has streets full of stories. I am still waiting to hear about the woman selling dirt cakes. Fox News did a piece on her a while back.
Extreme Makeover (Haiti): Hey Ty do we have a project for you. How are your urban redevelopment skills. Why not get all the tool dudes (This Old House, Extreme Makeover, etc,) together lead by Tim Allen to go down and do a celebrity Haiti makeover. I know someone who can handle the catering.
CSI (Haiti): A crime scene, a real bad one. Here comes Ducky. Things will get sorted out.
Your Fired (Haiti): Great, the Trumpmeister is here. I think we need POSITIVE feedback here. Better to get some hiring down here.
Real World (Haiti): Pretty authentic in my book. Beyond extreme poverty and terrible natural disasters, not much to change.
Lost (Haiti): “Hey man, where are we?” bout sums it up after the land you stand on gives way. Makes the plane crash seem minor.