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Mitt to Haiti

Mitt Romney, former contender in the 2008 Presidential Olympiad, is known as Mr. Fixit.  He rescued companies, states, and Olympic games.  Despite his crippling good looks and bloated personal wealth, Mitt has himself a golden opportunity to set himself up for the next presidential race.

Haiti, a disaster with a disaster, is just about as bad as it gets.  Perfect for a go to guy with chin and muscle.  Bring your family.  Their fashionable good looks would beautify by mere presence.  But the Romneys bring more impressive ivories.  They have family teamwork and solid Christian values.

And then there is the money.  Not that it won’t end up in some foundation anyway.  Why not cut loose a slab of millions.  Show your mettle Mitt.  If you rescue Haiti think of accolades—Mitt the Messiah of Haiti.

People, the voting public, would be sold on your boldness and executive nerve—-you would be unbeatable.  But you need to get going.  Time and opportunity are wasting (as well as scores of human lives).